Yes, It's Here: the High Quality Dark Knight Rises Trailer!
Monday, December 19, 2011 at 3:01PM edoyle 
The Dark Knight Trailer: Now With Dialogue You Can Actually Hear and Understand!After three days scouring the net for a version of "The Dark Knight Rises" trailer that wasn't bootlegged in such bad quality that it made me seasick, we have success! Now we can all drool over this for the next seven months until the actual film comes out. I for one am thrilled that my pretend girlfriend Anne Hathaway is finally seen (yes, she looks good, and apparently Selina Kyle is a member of #OccupyGotham's 99%), and also that my pretend boyfriend Hines Ward gets a cameo and survives whatever unpleasantness Bane has planned for Heinz Field. And no, I didn't understand anything Bane said, except maybe "prepare to die"? I think he says "die" at some point, anyway. I like that weird headgear he's wearing, but if they don't rerecord his dialogue the audience is going to be shit out of luck.
Without further ado, please enjoy:
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