Last week, I made an interesting discovery. But first, I need to give you a little back story. Many moons ago, I had a blog called 30Dates30Blogs. I dated men, mostly procured from the Internet, and blogged about it. It truly was a selfish journey, filled with depression, self-discovery, and a few free drinks to boot.
Well, a blog is never dead, and my past came back to haunt me.
If you'd like a complete Reader's Digest version of what went down, click here. It will take you 10 minutes to catch yourself up to speed.
If you don't have time for deets, the bottom line is, some dude, that I never went on a date with, found the blog in 2013 and was not happy with my assessment of him. I said he looked like Michael Chiklis. This upset him. I feel bad. I do. But I don't think Michael Chiklis is heinous. I just thought the guy resembled The Shield actor. Bottom line.
This is where is gets weird: His WIFE sends me a message through my website to basically call me an asshole. Fair enough. We're all entitled to our opinions, and I stand by mine. But this isn't what this is about.
Apparently, "Michael Chiklis" is the "abracadabra" for getting people to come out of the shadows. I wasn't looking for this married man's wife to contact me, but the mere mention of Chiklis, and I get an unwanted email. All I have to do is say that John Stamos looks like Michael Chiklis, and then maybe his agent will message me. Or his current girlfriend (please don't have one of those).
So here goes...
John Stamos and Michael Chiklis must have been separated at birth. It's uncanny. Has anyone seen them in the same room together? Throw a wig on Chiklis and tell me what you see. The Greek God. That's who.