SH*T GIRLS SAY - EPISODE 1

If this is only episode 1 and we're already crying from laughing so hard, we can't wait to see what else Shit Girls Say will bring us! I can count at least 15 "shit girls say" phrases in this video that a bunch of my girl-friends say on a daily basis. Take a watch. You'll laugh, you'll cry from laughing and you'll laugh some more.

At SugarBang, we transcribed the entire video for you!

Do you know anything about computers?
What's wrong with my computer?
Hey, are you near a computer?
Can you see this to see if this makes sense?
Can you look something up for me?
Could you do me a huge favor?
Could you not do that, please?
Could you pass me the blanket?
Could you turn it up a bit?
Sorry could you just turn it down a bit?
I had such a good sleep!
I had to get up at like 6 in the morning
Could you reach into my bag?
Go into my bag?
Did I lock the door?  Yes.
What's my password?
Listen to this email
Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen.
SHUT. UP.
(mouthing) Who are you talking to?
(mouthing) I'm on the phone
I hate trying on clothes
Cute
Twinsies
Do I look like a doily?
You look good
No you're not
First of all, ew
I know right
I mean get it together
Exactly
Like I'm not even kidding right now
*loud chewing