ACCORDING TO JARED: MOVE YOUR ARMS

"There's something wrong with people who don't move their arms when they walk."

ABOUT OUR CONTRIBUTOR:

Jared Pascoe frequently tries to convince people that he is the spokesmodel for Subway. He is pretty sure he is the only person in America that DVRs The People's Court. He would follow Angela Lansbury if only she'd get Twitter. In the mean time, he continues to be a cat lady and has one cat named Gilly who wears the pants in the relationship.

Jared can be reached at: Jared@sugarbang.com