"Don't you hate when people tell you that you look like someone who isn't nearly as good-looking as you think you are?"
ABOUT OUR CONTRIBUTOR:
Jared Pascoe frequently tries to convince people that he is the spokesmodel for Subway. He is pretty sure he is the only person in America that DVRs The People's Court. He would follow Angela Lansbury if only she'd get Twitter. In the mean time, he continues to be a cat lady and has one cat named Gilly who wears the pants in the relationship.
Jared can be reached at: Jared@sugarbang.com